minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

thewaitisogre:

did gaga steal ur phone bc that’s her dog

barebackinq:

Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?

Me:

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donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

plug:

me

"Tom is our master horticulturist. He knows all the scientific names for everything, right, Tom?"
"Yup."

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